Don't let your husband see this.
A fanny pack that looks exactly like a hairy beer belly. The gift he can't refuse.
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Looks like a beer belly. Works like a fanny pack. From across the room, nobody can tell. Up close, everybody laughs.
Holds his phone, keys and wallet in the zip pocket, plus an inner pocket for the emergency snack.
Clicks on in two seconds. Adjustable strap with a quick-release buckle.
Made for the BBQ, the tailgate and the white elephant table. Wear it under a shirt and lift at the right moment.
Printed fabric fanny pack with a zip main pocket and an inner pocket. About 17.7 × 7.9 in laid flat. Adjustable black strap with a quick-release buckle.
The strap fits waists from about 16.5 to 43 inches. Most guys wear it high on the belly, under the shirt, which is where it looks best.
Free tracked shipping on every order. Orders ship from our fulfillment partner and arrive in about 2 weeks (usually 10–15 days). You'll get a tracking number by email. For Christmas delivery, order by December 1.
Changed your mind? Return it unused within 30 days of delivery for a refund. If it arrives damaged or wrong, email us a photo and we'll send a replacement or refund you, free. Full returns policy.
From a few feet away, yes. Up close it's a printed fabric bag, and that's the joke. The reveal is the best part.
Yes. With the 2 pack you choose a belly for each bag. The Classic and The Lifeguard make a good before-and-after.
A gift he can't refuse.